monsterpotion:

monsterpotion:

monsterpotion:

another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.

you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality

you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex

arabyian:

leastcreativepersonyoullevermeet:

incandescent-creativity:

princessgemma12:

If you like the word “queer” reblog.

#fun umbrella. we r all sitting under it like the big rainbow thing in elementary school gym class

Behold: the queer community

quasi-normalcy:

“How were LGBT people able to hijack the rainbow!?!”

Uhh, well Jake, we started using the rainbow to connote gayness and you immediately stopped using it because you were pants shittingly afraid of looking gay.

e-clv:

Rose Tyler was so iconic…no job. no father. hopping planets wearing approximately 10 lbs of waterproof drugstore mascara. a man at home who knew full well she was getting her back blown out by debate team captain space alien David Tennant on the regular and would still hang out with her every time she deigned to grace him with her presence. She killed the Devil? what a great character

huffylemon:

blacksails2014:

i love that short guy from seinfeld you all post all the time he has so much to say

arguably-so:

down-sizing-redux:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

Tags via @maculategiraffe

The first person diagnosed with autism spectrum disorder, Donald Gray Triplett (1933-2023) died this past Friday, June 15th.

Anonymous asked:

best advice i ever got as a writer was to pick a hobby that i hated more than writing and stick with it. i’m a runner now and it’s miserable and i Hate It and writing is so lovely in comparison. bonus: i’m in excellent shape and running gives you a lot of time to think about writing. i’ve solved a lot of plot complications while running.

felix-the-lemon-king:

felix-the-lemon-king:

This is such funny advice. Writing is so excruciating, you gotta take up Self Torture so that writing feels like a fun little break 😭

Are you struggling with being a writer? Well Have You Tried Poison Testing As A Hobby,

moonkitty:

moonkitty:

im a proud “ive never used chat gpt” user btw

i honestly dont think I’ve willingly used a chatbot since….. cleverbot in 2012. i genuinely dont know why so many people care about this ai bullshit. sorry im with the boomers on this one. i need human creation, emotion, and thought to be interested, pal

ceirth-designs:

thickness-protection-program:

tealslimes:

You, you support trans men.

It’s true

emma-d-klutz:

I’ve seen at least three Stacy’s Mom parodies about Stacy’s Dad. I have seen one about her brother. This poor girl. I am going to write a parody from the point of view of her one aroace friend who is trying her best to reassure a wary and distrustful Stacy that she’s really just here to hang with Stacy and just her and has no ulterior motives. 

anarchistmemecollective:

anarchistmemecollective:

ALT

ALT

hostilemuppet:

hostilemuppet:

idk if unalive has ever helped anyone not get banned from any website but it is impossible for me to separate it from deadpool in that one episode of that one animated spiderman show

they were so ahead of their time

aliov:

This is from “Old Gays Try Grindr” and i’m dying